SatoshiGuesser – Roll for Bitcoin

(github.com)

32 points | by ilarum 1 hour ago

16 comments

  • sunir 53 minutes ago
    I don't get it. That wasn't hard. What do I do with the key now that I have it?
    • gavmor 44 minutes ago
      Nothing much, since quantum supremacy will drive all coins to zero, but it is a biohazard.

      Email it to me and I'll safely dispose of it for you at a responsible E-waste site.

    • kibwen 15 minutes ago
      Same here. I guess "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx12345" made it easy for Satoshi to remember, though.
    • soperj 44 minutes ago
      Post it on here. We'll all help you out.
    • dudeinjapan 40 minutes ago
      The honest thing to do is to return the key you found to its owner Satoshi Nakamoto.
  • amarant 17 minutes ago
    I dunno if I'm missing something, but I can't see the actual guessed key anywhere on the site?

    So if I win, I won't be able to actually claim the Mooney's?

    • Hakkin 15 minutes ago
      The key shows up if you win, you can simulate it by adding ?devwin=1 to the URL.
  • sunrunner 27 minutes ago
    99% of gamblers quit before they win big. In this case, really big. I am going to be the 1%. Or should that be the 1.9e-71%.
  • int32_64 34 minutes ago
    A better project would be to take the exact key generation function at the time Satoshi started it and mine possible PRNG parameters.
  • opengrass 42 minutes ago
    There's also the Large Bitcoin Collider. Last time coins were recovered was 9 years ago. https://lbc.cryptoguru.org/about
  • FajitaNachos 47 minutes ago
    I made a similar concept, but it wasn't self hosted. I never made the front page though! Congrats. Could you add a video of the experience to GitHub. Without that I wasn't willing to download and give it a go
  • ex-aws-dude 12 minutes ago
    Question is does the dev sneak in some secret notification code if someone hits it?
    • aqme28 7 minutes ago
      No reason to--no one will hit. You have much much much chance at guessing a random number that solves the next bitcoin block and mining the old fashioned way.
  • CobrastanJorji 24 minutes ago
    What's really fun is that, if you win and do anything about it, Bitcoin's value immediately crashes.
    • felooboolooomba 6 minutes ago
      Yes, but I think it'll back up within a year. It's crazy.
  • sciencesama 26 minutes ago
    can use collaborated list to remove the random numbers that failed already.
    • ivanjermakov 24 minutes ago
      That's gonna be a nice storage bill!
      • CobrastanJorji 17 minutes ago
        Let's see...2^241 or so possible 256 bit numbers, so that's 256 * 2^241, so that's....10^50 yottabytes. Obviously we're gonna need cloud storage for all this, so let's say that's about 2 cents per gigabyte/month, so that's...2.2614 × 10^63 dollars per month?

        Actually, why does the site list the odds as ~1 in 5.27 × 10⁷²? That's 2^241, but it's picking random 256 bit numbers. Is it because there are so many valid hits?

  • zikduruqe 1 hour ago
    https://keys.lol is just as fun.
  • m3kw9 44 minutes ago
    Why wouldn't the host just send themselves the key first and then have everyone pull slot machine for them. If you do win it, you are not seeing a penny if you roll from that site.
    • rokkamokka 33 minutes ago
      There's no realistic chance it'll be correct anyway
    • FajitaNachos 40 minutes ago
      Generally agree that most services like this would at a minimum log a matching key w/ alert. I'm not going to audit the code but maybe OP has good intentions.
  • logicallee 54 minutes ago
    This is really fun, I like it a lot. It's great that it's all client-side, real, and does exactly what it says.
  • m3kw9 41 minutes ago
    what does it mean Loaded 21954 wallets ?
  • m3kw9 45 minutes ago
    maybe some quantum algo can guess every key at once.
  • jan_Sate 48 minutes ago
    lol. It's fun. Not that I could ever guess it right realistically but it's fun.

    This kind of fun thing's exactly why I'm on the internet. Thanks for sharing! :D