FAANG Simulator

(abeyk.com)

108 points | by nerdbiscuits 2 hours ago

26 comments

  • xmprt 1 hour ago
    Game seems to be heavily weighted towards building side projects. If only you could build a single side project without raising any funds and get acquired for 10M with an 80% cut...
    • JimsonYang 1 minute ago
      Well thats your problem, everyone knows you got to apply to YC to get funded
    • georgeecollins 52 minutes ago
      Really? I did great just alternating between "grind" and "lay low". Retired with $4.8m at 25!
    • abeyk 53 minutes ago
      this is possible now with AI
  • pantelisk 1 hour ago
    Really fun project, but doesn't take ageism into account, it gets easier the further you get whereas it should get be getting harder in certain ways
    • _sys49152 19 minutes ago
      like family/personal time balance... neglect, and you get a message your teenage daughter is pregnant or your son joined a gang. game chugs along...
  • sscaryterry 1 hour ago
    RAT RACE #1 · DECEASED* *dead at 25 · $164k unspent · the on-call rotation already updated
  • omoikane 17 minutes ago
    I like how retirement progress is tracked in a "freedom bar". I have heard that amount of money being described with a different f-word.
  • Grosvenor 6 minutes ago
    Heavy drug wars vibe. I love it.
  • DhawalModi 33 minutes ago
    RAT RACE #1 · ACQUIRED sold the company at 27 · walked away with $13.32M · peak burnout 84%

    Gotta go grind out some AI B2B Agentic project now...

    • Onavo 28 minutes ago
      The hard part for B2B is the sales not tech. You are better off wining and dining a sales guy as your co founder than doing more vibe coding.
      • DhawalModi 1 minute ago
        I try to resist the urge to vibecode, but yes agree on sales
  • daredoes 1 hour ago
    I won by just grinding and touching grass
    • abeyk 53 minutes ago
      sad reality of life
      • vinceguidry 8 minutes ago
        Sounds like someone who has never touched grass. ;-p
        • esafak 2 minutes ago
          He's just got a case of the Mondays.
  • nico 32 minutes ago
    That was fun! Although I was automatically retired, with $1.7M in net worth. That’s hardly enough, especially in California. Maybe the game should ask for a goal number before starting
  • xboxnolifes 38 minutes ago
    I'm not sure what the run it back button is doing, but it consistently manages to cause a graphical bug where all of my open firefox windows fully grey out until I refocus on them. Never seen that before.
    • Exoristos 34 minutes ago
      Just use Chrome like a normal person.
      • bearjaws 17 minutes ago
        "How come Google keeps making Chrome shittier :^(" - People who say this
  • himata4113 12 minutes ago
    I think this would be a lot more fun if there were different "starting" charasteristics.

    High starting money, but low tolerance for burnout. Poverty, but extremely high tolerance for burnout. Can't find a job debuff. Low skill, grifter, false promises, lie to win. (Rolling chance to end up in prison). High skill start, low tolerance for burnout. ADHD debuff. Picking the opposite option of what you want debuff.

    Also advance game by 1 month instead of 3 months.

  • gh0stmach1ne 1 hour ago
    Neat, but font choice makes it extremely hard to read the text on mobile. Even harder when it's under the CRT style screen effect.
  • qurren 32 minutes ago
    Maybe add a non-US-citizen mode where if you are ever unemployed for more than 2 cycles you lose, unless you already have a side project with enormous traction

    And if you are a US citizen and get randomly get thrown into a group of mostly non-citizen coworkers they will grind like hell due to the above, and if you don't grind extra hard you get the PIP faster, because you're stack ranked against them

  • hassanhjk 38 minutes ago
    I love how mind said “the offer says it’s the beginning of a journey but it’s actually a wheel”
  • DoctorDabadedoo 1 hour ago
    Nice! Had a burnout, a kidney stone and was laid off before even hitting 25! Sounds about right.
  • omicronxt 47 minutes ago
    RAT RACE · ACQUIRED sold the company at 30 · walked away with $14.98M · peak burnout 94%

    did i win???

  • FlowSt 1 hour ago
    RAT RACE · ACQUIRED sold the company at 25 · walked away with $7.36M · peak burnout 71%

    That was fun. Side-projected spam, touched grass once, YC, Side-project one more time, launch, acquired.

  • ge96 51 minutes ago
    No option for the rat to bite you, you get rabiz, sue and cash out?
  • ayaanh03 1 hour ago
    9.6 mil acquisition cash out we are so back
  • morelandjs 31 minutes ago
    Man, I hate that tech has just become money. Content like this perpetuates it.
    • vinceguidry 4 minutes ago
      ... it always has been?

      It's youthful exuberance that can pretend it was ever anything else.

  • q8zd3 1 hour ago
    only did grinding and side project. got acquired. if it were that simple..
  • yieldcrv 1 hour ago
    RAT RACE #1 · ACQUIRED sold the company at 28 · walked away with $10.17M · peak burnout 100%
  • paxys 1 hour ago
    My vesting cliff somehow hit after getting fired lol
    • LPisGood 59 minutes ago
      I have a friend who got laid off and had that happen.
  • abeyk 2 hours ago
    too realistic
  • elzbardico 32 minutes ago
    Just like real life: Alternate moments of grind with moments of "strategic disengagement" (touch grass).

    Accepted a voluntary leave with a generous severance, then, used the cushion to ship relentless on side project. Ended up with 7.1 M offer that netted me 6.7 million.

  • goodpoint 1 hour ago
    Now make it 10x more difficult for those not born in the US.
    • calculatte 13 minutes ago
      Maybe you haven't seen the state of things in the US lately...
  • jongjong 39 minutes ago
    On the end screen, it shows "Shareholder value created" with some huge number.

    I find this unsettling because it hints that the people who built this game are more naive than I am. And this is a game about a cynical topic.

    It reminds me of the narrative "No matter how bad you think it is, reality is worse."

    The idea that the engineer is creating "shareholder value" is part of the conditioning. They're creating complexity and literally running a hamster wheel. Even more so than the game suggests. Lighting fires and putting them out. They are lucky to have this job where you can get away with this kind of pure performative engineering. Seriously, Netflix looks exactly the same as it did years ago. Same with Facebook. The fact that they have so many users and make so much money has nothing to do with engineering and everything to do with attention monopolization and incentive structures among investors to circulate money between companies that they have a stake in.

    Working for a bootstrapped startup; that's real value creation because there is enormous risk involved and no engineer wants to take that risk.

    Of course the value creation goes away as soon as the startup raises funding because then they become part of the club and the risk is taken out.

    Working for FAANG is more like being appointed to the king's court. The king's fool is not creating any economic value for the average working citizen... And the line for that job is long. Being chosen is not based on skill or talent. Talent is abundant. It's a kind of lottery.

    • elzbardico 27 minutes ago
      Or maybe it is just sarcasm.
      • jongjong 12 minutes ago
        Maybe. Probably. It's hard for me to perceive sarcasm these days. I'm becoming just like the neoliberals I used to criticize who gets triggered at the slightest thing haha.

        It's like if someone made a joke about genocide. That's how certain topics make me feel. My brain refuses to process.

        That said, I do think a lot of cynical engineers have a "Rat race" worldview and not the "Hamster wheel" one.

        Also, the amount of money which is needed to retire in the game is huge! I'm not even expecting to reach that at retirement. The fact that someone believes they can get this in a few years of grinding reveals a very cushy worldview...