Windows brings out the Rorschach test in everyone

(devblogs.microsoft.com)

107 points | by luu 2 hours ago

17 comments

  • stefs 13 minutes ago
    years ago my father got a decomissioned, wiped clean notebook from work and asked me to set it up for him. i didn't want to shell out a hundred bucks for windows, so i suggested trying linux (ubuntu) and he agreed. "intrepid ibex" was installed without issues. a few weeks later i asked him if everything was ok and how he liked it, and he had no complaints, except one: he didn't like the edgy skull on the desktop wallpaper: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu_version_history#/media/...
    • st_goliath 3 minutes ago
      > "intrepid ibex" ... edgy skull on the desktop wallpaper

      Ah, that would be 8.10 with the coffee stain wallpaper :-P

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ubuntu_screenshot.png

    • sneak 1 minute ago
      https://massgrave.dev/

      Windows has been free since at least VXKC4. Microsoft wouldn’t exist as anything but an Excel vendor today if it were any other way; it’s intentional.

      (Ubuntu was the right choice.)

    • SV_BubbleTime 7 minutes ago
      The most shocking thing for me on this was that Ivex was such a shit version of Linux and gave me such trouble I put Linux off for 10 more years after that crap. It was not at all ready for normal people. Night and day different to Linux today.
  • mrosenbjerg 1 hour ago
    Raymond Chen is my favorite MS blog writer
  • yreg 1 hour ago
    This article includes the photo of the (clothed) hologram (it's the third image).

    https://hardcoresoftware.learningbyshipping.com/p/038-design...

  • ttyyzz 17 minutes ago
    I must say that "But it makes me wonder about the mental state of our beta testers [...]"

    cought me off guard while drinking coffee

    • wolfi1 9 minutes ago
      is the screen still usable?
  • pelagicAustral 9 minutes ago
    They should have told them to gtfo and use Slackware then.
  • jck86 57 minutes ago
    Red Moon Desert is now my wallpaper for the rest of the week.

    Looking at it from a distance indeed may raise some brows.

    • fluoridation 53 minutes ago
      Someone has to accept that they're looking at the flattest pair of cheeks ever to interpret that as an ass.
  • sneak 3 minutes ago
    What is an “obscene body part”?

    If this body part is obscene, shouldn’t the author do the moral thing and remove his own?

  • artisinal 12 minutes ago
    How do I view the collectors edition Windows XP without Googling “naked baby” ?

    Did this comment already put me on a list?

  • teekert 1 hour ago
    Another example: [0]

    Have to say this never would have occurred to me. There are also examples of US people being offended by scenes considered harmless in other cultures, ie the Totoro bathtub scene [1], search for "family bathing scene".

    I guess if this hologram offended people, there must be some nice stories about Nirvana's Nevermind (1991).

    [0] https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-butt...

    [1] https://uk.movies.yahoo.com/my-neighbour-totoro-10-things-di...

    • walrus01 8 minutes ago
      > Sound familiar? It should, because it's also an apt description of... well, you know. A butthole.

      Good news! Cornholio.ai isn't registered by anyone as a domain name, so someone with sufficient motivation and a love for Beavis and Butthead could totally instruct an LLM to make a satirical AI-butthole-logo themed website.

      Bonus points if it has affiliate links to Amazon or other online stores selling TP (for the bunghole, of course).

    • croes 13 minutes ago
    • skeaker 1 hour ago
      Hmm. I gotta say I do see these though. Especially Claude...
    • rsynnott 20 minutes ago
      I refuse to believe that at this point the AI companies are not doing that deliberately.
      • lopis 12 minutes ago
        You can just as well say the logos look like flowers, suns, plasma balls, retinas. If you choose to only see anuses on all of them, that's really on you.
  • docdeek 1 hour ago
    [2003]
    • pizzaiolo 1 hour ago
      That's how far back Windows need to go to try to elicit some non-negative attention
      • Tallain 33 minutes ago
        I mean, Raymond Chen has been writing The Old New Thing consistently for over 20 years. Nearly every single entry is interesting, informative, and illuminating, aimed at every facet of software engineering, old and new, over the decades. He may be part of the final bastion of quality and care for detail at MS, dwindling and faint as it is.

        Windows doesn't need or deserve defending. It's atrocious. But this is a silly comment.

        • navigate8310 27 minutes ago
          I don't think OP meant any non-negative reaction towards Raymond but MSFT.
  • wartywhoa23 20 minutes ago
    > Until we got a complaint from a government (who shall remain nameless for obvious reasons) that was upset with Windows 95 because it depicted naked children.

    How dare you violate the government's exclusive right to naked children!

  • kleiba2 56 minutes ago
    The same government should sue all new mothers: how dare they deliver babies into this world completely naked!!!
    • reddalo 18 minutes ago
      They better not visit Germany, where nudity -- even in some public spaces -- is considered normal! How dare they!!!
      • eru 2 minutes ago
        'Some public spaces' is underselling the prevalence of FKK a bit.
  • jb1991 1 hour ago
    So what was the government that complained?
  • lukasbm 57 minutes ago
    Why should the govt remain nameless?
    • ketzu 38 minutes ago
      For the same reason they acted on the complaint and changed the hologram. It would be bad for business.

      I also think it would be very impolite to make fun of your clients on the internet for a stupid request while naming them explicitly while doing so.

  • kjimlau 59 minutes ago
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  • Taikhoom10 1 hour ago
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  • OuterVale 1 hour ago
    Users scare me.